Sunday, November 4, 2007

Funny Football Moments

great stuff! :)

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Monkey + Pigeon = Love

This little monkey was abandoned by it's mother but now found new life with the white pigeon.

They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China.

The 12-week-old macaque - who was abandoned by his mother - was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province.

After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless - until he developed a friendship with a white pigeon."


Wednesday, September 5, 2007

random funnies

Just a couple random goodies.

In honor of the US Open, I found this picture. :) Go Federer!

mmm I love my burritos! Spicy Chicken Burrito from Taco Bell is good.

Oh those silly people getting random Chinese character tattoos. Though the tattoo artist was pretty mean, it's pretty hilarious.

On a similar topic, The Onion had a pretty funny story titled "Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans"

read it here:

Monday, September 3, 2007

Hedgehog Babies and a Cleaning Brush for a Mom

So cute and sad at the same time! Poor small orphaned hedgehogs think this brush is their mom! It seems the mom got smushed by a truck. doh. Fortunately for the kids, they found the brush which feels like their mom.

I wish I could get one, but they are illegal in CA :(

OH! and you have to watch this cute awesome hedgehog!


Sunday, August 26, 2007

Miss South Carolina at the Miss Teen USA contest

Wow. Just wow. I had to watch it a couple times just to make sure I heard her correctly. I don't think I really need to make any type of comment towards this, her answer speaks for itself.

And now, if you haven't already, please watch South Carolina's Lauren Caitlin Upton:

Brilliant Answer From Ms South Carolina - Watch more free videos

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Here ESPN, I'll help you out

Are you ready for some football?! Well, I'm happy the season is starting. Here's the story: I'm watching ESPN - San Francisco Niners vs Denver Broncos - and I see a new QB enter the game. Who is Hill? Maybe ESPN will tell me. Maybe not. Apparently ESPN doesn't know either (this is not some trivia guess who). Oh well, it's preseason, I'll fill in the blanks for you this time.

Profile for ESPN:

#13 Shaun Hill QB
6'3" 235LBS 6TH SEASON
College: Maryland
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: 2006: (With San Francisco)
• Earned a position on the roster as the third quarterback with an impressive preseason. Entered training camp in a battle with Jesse Palmer for the roster spot.
• Served as the third quarterback for all 16 games.


Sunday, August 12, 2007

Thai Hello Kitty Police Force

Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink Hello Kitty armbands as a mark of shame. Be scared of the Hello Kitty. I'm sure criminals will be.

The striking armband features Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts. nice.

source: NY Times

Monday, July 30, 2007

Paris Hilton Loses $60 Million Inheritance

HAHA! Finally. Props to grandpa for pulling the plug on her money. $60 Million! I'm sure she has some money from whoever paid her to model and for the amazing show 'The Simple Life.' oh poor Paris :(

"PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance.

Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behaviour - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.

But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw.

"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote a biography of the clan called House Of Hilton.

"He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."

Hilton senior, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate to charity the $2.4bn he will gain from this month's sale of the company to private equity firm Blackstone.

The money will go to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business."


Thursday, July 26, 2007

Guinness World Record: tallest horse and shortest horse

From the tallest man and shortest man to the zorse, I now show you the tallest and smallest horses! These are official Guinness World Records for these horses.

Some stats:
Radar, Tallest Living Horse, is 6feet 6inches tall. Radar is a Belgian draft horse.
Thumbelina, Smallest Living Horse, is 17.5 inches tall. Thumbelina is a miniature sorrel brown mare.

I want a mini horse! Has anyone see the MTV show 'Rob and Big'? They had an episode where they went to a miniature horse farm and bought one for their house. Yeah, it was pretty sweet.

great picture

Thursday, July 19, 2007

wtf?! zorse? hebra? zebra horse hybrid!

What the ...? Identity crisis. Is it a horse or a zebra?! Both! Zorse. I can't believe that's an actual term referenced in the article. By the way, this was an accident and not a science experiment according to article. I'm gonna have to see what other hybrid animals there have been.

From Yahoo/Reuters:
"Zorse 'Eclyse', a zebra-horse hybrid foal is pictured in the Safari park in Holte-Stukenbrock near the western German city of Bielefeld June 27, 2007. One-year-old Eclyse was accidentally produced when her mother a zebra, was taken from her German safari park home to a ranch in Italy for a brief time. Ecylse who was born in Italy, has stripes on her head and rear, while the body and her legs are white."

Source: Yahoo / Reuters

Monday, July 16, 2007

Tallest Man and Shortest Man together!

Bao Xishun, 7'9", meet He Pingping, 2'4". Amazingly, they both hail from the same area of Inner Mongolia.

Bao Xishun should play basketball...teammates could just launch the ball in the air since no one else can reach that high. He doesn't even have to jump or fully extend his arms to dunk!

As for He Pingping... he should, I have no idea. Think of something and let me know!


Sunday, July 15, 2007

Prince Charles - c'mon, at least not in public! :)

Great picture. Props to the photographer. Poor girl though. Now she'll only be known for this picture...

Saturday, July 14, 2007

iPhone - Will it Blend?

iPhone, the hottest and newest gadget on the market and Blendtec of course has to see if it will blend! The result seems killer. I wish I had $600 to burn blend. It's amazing what people do these days...


Friday, July 13, 2007

Which one does not belong?

Hmm, someone doesn't fit in...

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Amazing Shark Eating a Seal

Planet Earth - Shark plays with Seal

I don't know about joke funny, but this Great White Shark gets ridiculous height eating the seal. Pretty amazing if you ask me. I can't stop watching this. Chomp chomp. Yummy.

If you haven't watched it, the Planet Earth series is amazing. Man Vs Wild too. Bear Grylls pwns nature.

Dogs are truly a fashion accessory

New Format - 1 video and 1 picture per day

There's always so much good stuff floating around the internet, I think I'll try and filter it to one video and one picture per day unless there is something really good.

I remember a while back where some person was 'walking' a dog by driving their van. Now we have the opposite. Lazy dog and exercising person. Dogs are just a fashion accessory eh?

How pampered does a dog need to be? I can't imagine it being too comfortable though...

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

129 MPH serve ... to the balls! OUCH!

Poor Marc Gicquel. As a guy, I felt bad for a second - but the pictures just made me laugh. I'm not sure how this actually hit him since he's a pro and 129MPH serves aren't out of the ordinary, so if you have a video, please send it to me!

Yahoo! Sports writes:

"Frenchman Marc Gicquel is dragged away by a doctor after he received a serve, travelling at 208 kilometres per hour, in the testicles during the fourth day of the Halle ATP tennis tournament, 14 June 2007 at the Gerry-Weber-Stadion in Halle, western Germany. Gicquel continued his second-round tie against German Benjamin Becker after treatment."

How did he get back up and win this match!?

Maybe because of some special treatment :)

Friday, June 29, 2007

Transformers movie - Decide a date already, sheesh!

I've seen so many advertisements and tv spots for Transformers, can't they pick a single day to open the movie? Is it 7.2.7 / 7.3.7 / 7.4.7 or what? I thought Transformers opened 7.4.7 since that's what the wallpaper dled from the site stated. Now, upon going to the official site, it says 7.2.7. Browsing through the site gives multiple dates too. GM has a huge ad campaign with the movie and states 7.3.7 on their site! IMDB goes with 7.3.7...

Just open the movie now and get it over with.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Luke, I am your father

Sweet Star Wars Darth Vader hot air balloon. How'd you like to see that floating in the sky near you?

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

VW Ad Gives You The Finger!

Volkswagon's Passat ad...

I was researching some car sites and saw this VW ad on the home page. The new Passat seems to be one of those 'push to start' cars and so you get to pick a finger to start the car. I chose the middle finger and voila, VW gave me the bird.

Unintentionally flips you off but it's funny! To see the ad in action, go to and look for the sponsored showcase.

Note: If you have an adblocker installed, it probably won't show.

billboard reality

Guess they shouldn't have parked there! Pretty sweet billboard and idea. Too bad for those cars. I wonder why the car on the right is clean you look and see the cars covered in paint?


Monday, June 18, 2007

roller coaster fun!


Thursday, June 14, 2007

pwned! great class picture


UMM... Blue Lobster?!

Would you eat it? It's blue from a genetic defect...


Thursday, June 7, 2007

The Answer is NOT always C

The day after taking a test, student Michael Benson receives an email from his professor:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them
this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

//geez, did this kid even read the prompt?

source: (click for scantron picture)

WTF?! $80 Mario t-shirt ...

I was at Macy's in SF, saw this shirt, and had to take a pic. Even for a super Mario fanboy, for $80 bucks, no way. Ridiculous.

Pole Dancing Gone Wrong

Home Made Pole Dance Mishap - Watch more free videos

whoops! :D

Sad, but true.

I need to change my life. This rings a bit too true. You?


Wednesday, June 6, 2007

MTV Awards - Sarah Silverman pwns Paris Hilton

Awesome! Paris' reaction is classic.
Sarah Silverman Rips Apart Paris Hilton - Watch more free videos

Hot Dog Eating World Record - Joey Chestnut

This guy is amazing though 130lb Kobayashi is still the man.

Govt. Propaganda

Want to cross the street? ...gotta press yes.

source: / flickr

First Post!

I'll start off with something nice and simple...I was walking around and saw and out of order parking meter. Glancing at the message, I couldn't help but laugh and snap a picture with my phone.